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The Enhanced Games—the Olympics on Literal Steroids—Will Take Place in Vegas Next Year
The pro-doping competition will take place in Sin City next spring.
The Enhanced Games, a bizarre, steroid-fueled Olympics knock-off that is being funded by wealthy MAGA types, is officially happening. The unconventional sports festival—which, as its name proudly suggests, will allow contestants to use performance-enhancing drugs—will take place in 2026 in Las Vegas over Memorial Day weekend, organizers announced on Wednesday.
The inaugural festival (which, depending on whether this one results in some sort of legal action, may also be the last) will involve competitions in swimming, weight lifting, and track and field, organizers have announced. So far, a small number of former Olympic swimmers have said they intend to participate. Other than that, it’s unclear exactly who will be competing in the tournament. The organization’s website currently includes a submission portal where interested athletes can apply to compete.
Enhanced Games describes itself as “the ultimate demonstration of what the human body is capable of,” though a more accurate description would probably be the “ultimate demonstration of what the human body is capable of when you shoot it full of drugs.” Enhanced claims that its openly drug-fueled approach will actually be safer than traditional sports festivals because, while doping often takes place in traditional competitions, it occurs secretly, perhaps increasing its risk. Enhanced’s approach will allow the doping to occur transparently, under the watchful eye of health professionals, making it safer, organizers reason.
“We aim to deliver the safest sporting event in history by setting a new industry gold standard for athlete health assessments,” the festival’s website claims. “In order to assess health risks, and give athletes an informed picture of their health, we are introducing a mandated state-of-the-art pre-competition full-system medical profiling, which will help monitor cardiac risks, among other key health markers.” Detailed information about what that profiling and monitoring will look like hasn’t been released by the organization yet.
When it comes to contestant compensation, Enhanced also differs from traditional competitions. While the Olympics generally only compensate the winners of certain events (in the U.S., medalists typically only get somewhere between $15k and $25k), Enhanced’s website claims that all “athletes competing in the Enhanced Games will be paid, with those who set new enhanced world records eligible for million-dollar prizes.” The site adds that “the first athletes to set new world records for the 100m Sprint and the 50m Freestyle will receive one million dollars (USD $1,000,000).” Given that this is a competition organized by mega-capitalists, this tracks.
Enhanced is largely being funded by 1789 Capital, a venture capital firm that was founded by Donald Trump Jr., as well as MAGA banking magnate Omeed Malick and tech accelerationist Chris Buskirk. However, original funding for Enhanced Games was provided by a number of wealthy donors, including tech magnate Peter Thiel and his acolyte former Andreessen Horowitz general partner and “Network State” prophet Balaji Srinivasan. Christian Angermayer, another venture capitalist, is also a pivotal funder.
“The Enhanced Games are challenging traditional sports paradigms by embracing science, innovation, and fairness, to create the Third Olympiad – a new era of athletic excellence,” a recent press release from the 1789 Capital claims. “This landmark funding injection underscores the momentum and global belief in the Enhanced Games’ vision.”
Aron D’Souza, the president and founder of Enhanced, also recently criticized the Olympics, claiming they were “a representation of the past” and were “rooted in ancient Greece.” He added: “They have this amateurish, natural ethos that is run by a bunch of European aristocrats. The Enhanced Games are very different. They’re run by capitalists, who believe in the future, believe in science and technology.”
