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Lindsey Lohan's wish

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Lindsay Lohan releases a genie from a bottle.
the genie grants her one wish.
Lindsay says "my one wish is that people will watch my Oprah documentary"
genie responds "sorry but not even I with my powers can possibly make it so people will watch that mess. That disaster is so pointless and stupid not even the most mentally vacant moron could watch. You'll need another wish"
So Lindsay says "ok then my wish is that my vagina can be tight again."

Genie thinks a few seconds and says in response "...let's reconsider the tv show"
 

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