DEA Agent shoots his...

[Augustwest]

...mouth off!!

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher... said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"

The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......

"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!"

 

[goodfella]

Ha Epic 😀

 

[dowork]

Love it.

 

[Vicious 13]

Lol

 

[Flex4rce]

Saw this on FB too very funny!!!!

 

[Steveg81]

That's great lol

 

[Shasta]

I love this joke!

 

[MrJerry]

Love it. Badge ain't worth shit now is it.

 

[Heavy hitter]

That is too funny!

 

[goodfella]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxWWJaTEdD0 DEA at it's best

 

[RockShawn]

Great joke. And the dumbass shooting himself is epic too - while talking about gun safety no less.

 

[Wabbitt]

This joke was funnier when I posted it back in October 8)

 

[IronFox]

LMAO nice one, bet there are a lot of jokes about the ATF and even FBI

 

[slimpickings]

Lmao. This is so true of just about all leo's.

 

[slimpickings]

Lmfao now that is some funny shit and he's a professional too!!!!

 

[pulooooooo]

Thats what he gets..lol

 

[Augustwest]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxWWJaTEdD0 DEA at it's best

LOL just as he saying, "Im the only one qualified enough in the room...." doh

I read through the comments. Apparently its real and he sued the DEA for releasing the video and he lost.

 

[GRIM]

lol i remember that video, what a dumbass