A cabbie picks up a nun; she gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver wont stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies "I have a question to ask but I dont want to offend you".
She replies "My son you cant offend me. When your as old as I am and been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.You cant offend me".
Well Ive always had a fantasy to kiss a nun.
She responds, "Well lets see what we can do about that. First you have to be single and second you have to be a catholic.
The cab driver is very excited and says "Yes Im single and catholic"!
"Ok" the nun says."Pull into the next alley".
The nun fufills is fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My child why are you crying" asked the nun?
"Forgive me but i have sinned. I must confess, Im married and Im Jewish".
The nun says, "Thats ok....My name is Frank and Im on my way to a Halloween Party".
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies "I have a question to ask but I dont want to offend you".
She replies "My son you cant offend me. When your as old as I am and been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.You cant offend me".
Well Ive always had a fantasy to kiss a nun.
She responds, "Well lets see what we can do about that. First you have to be single and second you have to be a catholic.
The cab driver is very excited and says "Yes Im single and catholic"!
"Ok" the nun says."Pull into the next alley".
The nun fufills is fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My child why are you crying" asked the nun?
"Forgive me but i have sinned. I must confess, Im married and Im Jewish".
The nun says, "Thats ok....My name is Frank and Im on my way to a Halloween Party".
