Discussion in 'STD's' started by turbo, Oct 31, 2012.
Time for a drink?
Now, that's probably what caused his std in the first place
U needa quit swallowing those nuts and maybe u won't get an std bro. Hahahaha
haha okay I'll keep that in mind!
Here is a true story for you guys. I used to travel to Mexico a lot whn I was younger mainly solo, had a sweet little town I used to go to Carma del sol. Anyways once whn I was down there I was going thru this 3rd world tent village were everything an anything was for sale. So anyways Im walking thru this place an this guy comes up to me an in broken English tries selling me some drugs, I turned him down an started walking away an he caught back up to me quickly an says "hey you like my sister" I started to ignore him an didn't see who he even was talking about an yells agian " $10, my sister right there" I happened to look an holy shit the most bueatiful Spanish girl was standing behind him. Naturely I had to make sure he was even talking about that girl an he was. So I spent the week w her, she stayed the week w me in my hotel. She barely spoke any English but what I did gather from her is she did hook but had never slept w anyone. Maybe I'm dumb or understood wrong but whn I got home I started to search the Internet to see if Mexico's water made my dick ouzz shit an make it burn whn I pissed. Needless to say it didn't. I was bullshit
If you gonna whore around - strap the fuck up. I survived 24 hours in Bangkok, unscathed. 4 different vaginas in 18 hours. Wrap it before you tap it.
Always jimmy up when dealing with hookers!!!
If you ain't never paid for it, you done missed out. I'm not saying you should make a habit of it. Moderation is the spice of life. They don't call it the oldest profession for nothing. If you're married now, it might not be too late. Try and make a deal with your wife. Tell her if she lets you do it she can have sex with a female prostitute too.
Hahaha...Karma for you!
LOL One of the funnest things about Germany was the whore houses, no shame in my game.... smashed on many a dirty whore....always with a raincoat.. but the dirty whore who burned me wasn't even a paid whore! to this day i have no idea which random club girl it was, shitty thing is that I didn't find out until 9 months after I got it that I even had it, by the grace of God it was ONLY the clap and anti-biotics knocked it out, Never had symptoms whatsoever... i just decided to get myself tested before I went home for good outside the brig walls lol.
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