Wabbitt
02-02-2009, 10:08 PM
When nuns go to heaven, they pass through a special gate and St Peter hears one last confession. One day, four nuns are at the gate.
St Peter says to the first "Sister, during your life, did you ever touch a penis?" "Yes," she replies, "I once touched one with the tip of my finger." St Peter blesses her and says "Dip your finger into this holy water and you may through the gates."
St Peter says to the second "Sister, during your life, did you ever touch a penis?" "Yes," she replies, "I once held one in my right hand." St Peter blesses her and says "Wash your hand in this holy water and you may through the gates."
St Peter turns to the third nun and is about to speak when the fourth barges in front. "What are you doing, sister?" he asks.
"Well if I'm going to have to gargle that holy water then I'm going to do it before Sister Mary Francis sticks her arse in it!"
St Peter says to the first "Sister, during your life, did you ever touch a penis?" "Yes," she replies, "I once touched one with the tip of my finger." St Peter blesses her and says "Dip your finger into this holy water and you may through the gates."
St Peter says to the second "Sister, during your life, did you ever touch a penis?" "Yes," she replies, "I once held one in my right hand." St Peter blesses her and says "Wash your hand in this holy water and you may through the gates."
St Peter turns to the third nun and is about to speak when the fourth barges in front. "What are you doing, sister?" he asks.
"Well if I'm going to have to gargle that holy water then I'm going to do it before Sister Mary Francis sticks her arse in it!"