More beer for Buck

[Wabbitt]

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?


A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop.

[Bunny]

I can agree with that.

BUMP! I like my meat, or should I say veggies.:rasta:

[Wabbitt]

Oops, this is the wrong one...it was supposed to be a joke about how beer is a veggie!

Sorry, here is the one it was supposed to be-I couldn't edit my original post.

Q: Is beer or wine bad for me?
A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables.
As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three
categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and
wine are not animal, and they're not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and
enjoy your liquid vegetables.