GRIM
12-03-2008, 09:48 PM
1) Did
you fart? cuz you blew me away.
2) Are
yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My
Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a
library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in
yer pants? cuz I can see myself in 'em.
6) If you was a tree &
I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the
best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man -
'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something
that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I
bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me
find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
11) Yer
eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the
mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the
best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of
it, my nuts tighten up
you fart? cuz you blew me away.
2) Are
yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My
Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a
library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in
yer pants? cuz I can see myself in 'em.
6) If you was a tree &
I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the
best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man -
'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something
that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I
bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me
find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
11) Yer
eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the
mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the
best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of
it, my nuts tighten up