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BIG-K
11-18-2008, 06:51 PM
A guy walks into a bar, sits at the counter and said "Drinks, everybody on me, even you bar tender" on my tab. Every one got a drink and thanked the man. After a while the man said "Drinks, everybody on me, even you bar tender. Put it on my tab." Everybody got their drinks and thanked the man. The bar tender pulled the man to the side and asked him "You know this is going to be a lot of money, can you pay for this? The man said "No". The bar tender took the man in the back, beat him up, and threw him out the back door. The man brushed himself off, and went back into the bar. He sat down and said "Drinks, everybody, on me. Except for you bar tender, you don't know how to act when you get drunk

Buck Wild
11-18-2008, 08:45 PM
LOL :)

Juiced
11-18-2008, 09:31 PM
A guy walks into a bar, sits at the counter and said "Drinks, everybody on me, even you bar tender" on my tab. Every one got a drink and thanked the man. After a while the man said "Drinks, everybody on me, even you bar tender. Put it on my tab." Everybody got their drinks and thanked the man. The bar tender pulled the man to the side and asked him "You know this is going to be a lot of money, can you pay for this? The man said "No". The bar tender took the man in the back, beat him up, and threw him out the back door. The man brushed himself off, and went back into the bar. He sat down and said "Drinks, everybody, on me. Except for you bar tender, you don't know how to act when you get drunk


Alot of bar jokes . Got something to tell us.

BIG-K
11-19-2008, 04:22 PM
Yeah I need a drink.

GRIM
11-19-2008, 04:23 PM
I haven't had a drink in a long time :(

BIG-K
11-19-2008, 06:00 PM
Are you on the wagon?

GRIM
11-19-2008, 06:03 PM
Could say that. Been I think 2 months or so

Wabbitt
11-19-2008, 06:52 PM
Could say that. Been I think 2 months or so

Good for you man! You are an a-hole when you drink(or at least everybody around you seems to be)! :drink: Me, I am throwing one back as we speak-rum and coke zero-no carbs:p

GRIM
11-19-2008, 08:01 PM
Correction, I'm an ahole regardless :p

Buck Wild
11-19-2008, 08:38 PM
correction, i'm an ahole regardless :p

me too