GRIM
10-10-2008, 01:55 PM
Guts or Balls?
There is a medical distinction.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know
the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the
definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a
night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a
broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you
flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a
night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're
next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on
the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no
difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
There is a medical distinction.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know
the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the
definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a
night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a
broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you
flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a
night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're
next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on
the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no
difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.